Friday, November 30, 2007

Evel dead

The shock is not that Evel Knievel died today at the age of 69. No, no. The shock is that this dude ever lived that long!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Pop tarts

I want to talk about Pop Tarts, or any brand of toaster pastries. I like them. I like having one or two for breakfast. The blueberry is very good. The strawberry is yummy. The S'mores might be my favorite right now. But the cinnamon... it's just too cinnamony. I don't like them.

Ok, that's all I got to say about Pop Tarts today.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Call off the search...

We found him. He's in the pantry!

Thursday, November 22, 2007


Tasered for not understanding why you were pulled over:

Gung-ho security tasering you for asking the wrong questions:


Brutalized for skateboarding. SKATEBOARDING!!!:

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

My schedule today

Here's my work schedule today...

8am to midnight.

I know, it's a little much. But I could use some more scratch to pay the oil bill.

Someone please begin drilling in Alaska. Thanks.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Seeking God in Due Order

"...the LORD our God made a breach upon us, for that we sought him not after the due order." -1 Chronicles 15:13.

"Note, It is not enough that we do that which is good, but we must do it well - not enough that we seek God in a due ordinance, but we must seek after him, in a due order. Note, also, When we have suffered for our irregularities we must learn thereby to be more regular; then we answer the end of chastisement."
--Matthew Henry.