Oscar Recap

It's time for the Confessions of a Raging Calvinist 78th Annual Academy Awards Recap! This is a service for all of you prudes who didn't watch it. Ok, I'm one of those prudes that didn't watch it. In fact, I didn't even watch any of the movies in contention, except one...



March of the Penguins won for Best Documentary Feature. If you didn't see this, I think you should. What a fascinary story of love, devotion, tragedy, and all that stuff. And it's about penguins. I recommend it, with one caveat: ignore the odd evolution-assuming comment here and there.

Speaking of Penguins, please visit the Frequently Asked Questions About Penguins website. Among the tidbits of info is:

Do polar bears eat penguins?

No, penguins cleverly avoid being eaten by polar bears by living in separate hemispheres!

This has been the Confessions of a Raging Calvinist 78th Annual Academy Awards recap!

Enjoy the rest of your day, and be glad to know that that gay cow-buggery movie didn't win Best Picture.