Maybe this is (the one) beer talking, but...

I felt pretty good while wrestling with a psychotic fella today (this was necessary for his own safety), and I even felt good right afterwards. But, while driving home from work, my back started hurting, and it's real stiff right now. If only I knew a Swedish girl that could walk on my back for me. Oh, wait... I'm married to one. Let's see, how can I get her to do this? Used to be that a wink and a nod would do the trick. But now I'm probably looking at painting a room, or getting a better paying job, or something of that magnitude. But my back hurts, lessening my ability to do these things. Oh, the horrid circular puzzle!

What do think I should do, Little J?


You don't know either, huh?