How Jerry Got Fat at Work

The lady walks in the office and says, "I got donuts." I say, "Hello, beautiful," (talking to the donuts). Co-worker Ruppert says, "Mmm... donuts." I say, "Nah uh! Ain't nobody ever gonna steal my Jellyroll!" So I ate the donuts. Did you catch that? I ate the donuts! Don't ask how many, no point in counting. I ate them is all you need to know. Powdered sugar all over my desk, on my pants, on the floor under my desk. That's when it hit me... these donuts need coffee! So up to the cafe to get the cafee. Back to the donuts. Mmm... donuts.

Donuts, donuts, donuts.

And that's how I got fat today.