Plumber no, dumber yes.

If you guys were truly my friends, you wouldn't have allowed me to take apart the sink. No, not after my adventure with the toilet. So, I hold you all accountable for my now unusable sink in the downstairs water-closet. Oh, I did manage to retrieve a pen, a penny, a lollipop stick, a big wad of... something very slimy....eeew. I just can't get it back together again. You see, in plumbing, it's important that things be plumb. I however, am not the plumbest guy you'll ever meet. Dumbest maybe. I don't mean common street dumb, I mean "went to college" dumb. Man, if I had it to do all over again, I'd learn a trade. I'm still considering modeling since I'm so dern handsome, but other than that I'm pretty useless sometimes. Maybe I could go into business with my kids... they made some money selling beaded necklaces and Cool Aid. Ahh.... that wouldn't help me learn to plumb, though. (sigh)