Last Search?

What was your last internet search before reading this? Mine was "Creole Mustard Recipe" (don't ask... our crack kitchen crew is working on a secret meal as I type this... if the Feds found out what we were doing, they'd over-tax us, disenfranchise us, and seek to take away our right to own and bear arms.... wait a minute! Ahh!!! How'd they find out?!?!? Shh... say nothing, act casual).