Coming to a neighborhood near you???

The "gay flag" that used to fly from the bathroom window of our neighbors across the street is gone. The manly looking girls packed up their boxes and loaded them onto pickup trucks (note: NOT THE SAME AS A BUCKET TRUCK) and drove away. The cars they drove are all gone. Yes, it appears that the apartment building across the street, affectionately known as the Lesbian House, is empty! There was a little boy who stayed over there sometimes, who would come over to play with our kids. Poor kid. He thought he lived with his mother and 4 "aunts." The kids will miss their little friend, but I won't miss seeing their abomination waved in the faces of all their neighbors in the form of their God-daring banner.

This morning I'm foregoing the coffee, and having some green tea and honey (i.e. grass steeped in hot water, and bee puke).