Drug Lords

The best thing about my job is the drug lords. Pharmaceutical companies hire guys to peddle their wares. These peddlars are affectionately referred to as "drug lords." What's so great about them? Their chiefest method to get people to listen to the latest tests results and statistics about their company's medications is to bring food for everybody. Drug lords = free food, and free food = Jerry's having a good time. Today? Chinese food... mmm.... I ate my fill, but two hours later I was craving more drug lords.