Problems with Cats

Harley and Blackie have been peeing on the kids stuff. Yesterday they unloaded on some comfortors and sleeping bags. Yesterday being the Lord's Day, I just figured today I would look up stuff on how to stop this behavior in cats. My wife's response was... umm... a little different. Once I find the cats again (if they are alive, I mean), I think we may try some things to stop the behavior. If that doesn't work, then I think the cats are going to take a drive with fat Clemenza to pick up some cannolis, if you know what I mean. I can see it now. "Dad? Where are the cats?" "Son, Harley and Blackie sleep with the fishes."