I confess... I'm an idiot.

Oh, that went well! Talk about Total Depravity. I am fully unable to help myself. I have the capacity only to destroy, wreck, and ruin. The ability to restore, heal, and repair, is utterly beyond my power.

My little partner Conner and I got our gnarly toolkit and hit that toilet like nobody's business. I mean, we tore it up.... in a Humpty Dumpty kinda way. The plumber should be over soon.

Note to self: Next time you think you can fix it, YOU CAN’T. Just call someone, PLEASE!