You're a Glass of Wine!


What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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Ok, so I'm a glass of wine, like my friend. I was thinking I'd be a beer, but I guess I didn't pick enough of the rude options in the quiz. I'm fine with wine, and wine's fine with me! Red or white? Hmm... that depends -- are Cicadas considered "white meat" or what? Look, I think I'm going to go with a Reisling for now. But not quite yet, as I'm still working my coffee.

Now playing: Otis Rush, "Ain't Enough Comin' In."